i’m a person who often wants physical affection but is also very uncomfortable and particular about physical contact
This is now my favorite post. Ever.
never forget to wash the butt.
TRY ON A SMALL IT’LL BE FUNNY OMFG
imagine if it was morning and the birds were chirping and you went outside and they all got silent and looked at you like they were just talking about you
we all used to listen to shitty music so don’t act like you’re better than anyone else
I never did get to show her…
This is the saddest post on tumblr
WHAT DO BOYS DO AT SLEEPOVERS
the only ruling is that they must repeatedly whisper “no homo”
uriels: fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life